Randy: "Duuuude... you heard about that new 4 Loko? It's like 15% alcohol and comes in 24 oz cans. It's just like drinking kool-aid except after two of them you can't even remember your name. I got crazy on 'em last night and when I woke up I had lost my phone and my girlfriend. I think we broke up."
Within the hour we could verify that he had lost his phone and within the week we found out that he did indeed break up with his girlfriend. Good news is he doesn't remember any of it. Stop by your local ghetto gas station and pick some up today. You'll end up like the picture above... Happy Friday!