I've spoken before on here about 4 Loko and how crazy that jungle juice will get you. It's been spreading like wild fire here in my hometown and a lot of people have had to find out the hard way just how drunk this stuff will get you. I thought I would share some of recent photos that either I've take or my friends have taken whilst enjoying this liquid heroine. I have redone everyone's face to protect their identity and try and save whatever respect they may think they still have in the community... Enjoy
Please note that she only had half a can of this stuff and I wouldn't trust her behind the wheel of a forklift.
Me on the other hand... I was in the next seat over, busy at the controls of a vehicle traveling at 70 mph while enjoying 24 ounces of my very own fruit punch mixture. Very relaxing...
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Nothing too exciting going on here... Just wanted to represent correctly during Discovery Channel's Shark Week.
This is Randy... the self proclaimed Godfather of the 4 Loko movement in North America. The guy seriously doesn't start any drinking event without at least one 4 Loko to lube up the pipes. He was able to turn a nice day out on the my brother's boat into an absolute sh*t show... I'm proud of this guy.
Here he is again... showing everyone some of his early childhood gang signs. He is very hood.
Here are my two friends Stephen and Pope. Not really sure what happened after I snapped this photo as I was busy dry heaving in the sink from too much man-love exposure. God bless this two.
This last picture is my favorite because when looking at it, all one sees are some friends hanging out before the Zac Brown Band concert last week trying to engage in a little much needed fellowship. I'm sure they probably hung out in the parking lot, sharing some of their favorite Zac Brown "Chicken Fried" lyrics before entering the concert, enjoying the show and returning home. To the untrained eye you might believe that story but to someone who is in the 4 Loko game you know damn well that is not what happened. Public Event + 2 or more friends + 4 Loko = COMPLETE MADNESS. One of the guys who had never had this drink before drank 2 of them (48oz) clearly underestimating their power, he passed out and never even made it from the parking lot to the concert. Another guy was in the same boat except he was able to make it into the show... that's one step closer to being able to pull this thing off than the other guy. All he has to do is keep his composure and watch the show. Easier said than done... About half-way through the show he decides it is culturally acceptable to whip out his wiener, put his hands on his hips and have himself a good long pee right there in front of everyone who is standing in the lawn seat section. I SAY BRAVO! His wife did not find it amusing at all however and I have still not gotten confirmation on their marital arrangements moving forward.
PLEASE ENJOY 4 LOKO RESPONSIBLY