A good job is so hard to find these days and my boy Randy had just that... a GOOD JOB. He was working as a bouncer in a "Gentleman's Club" over in Wilmington, NC. He had been there a while and I'm sure in that business after about 3 months you are considered a grizzled veteran. He came to work on time, worked hard and was polite to the dancers... he seemed to have the world in his hands... that is if it weren't for his single flaw. He was a "leaner" and in this industry being a leaner is a good way to get yourself fired and that is exactly what happened. Sure he had two prior warnings not to lean at work but nobody should have to be told more than once. In his defense he had a condition that caused him to lean on anything bolted to the floor... it wasn't a bum hip or a bad back, Randy was in a fact a Stage 5 Tent Pitcher. That's right, he had to lean over when standing to avoid having anyone make eye contact with his pants tightening erection. We all have our burdens to bare.