Me: Remember that time I had to wipe with a hand towel? Those were the days?
Nick: First of all, that needs to be on the Beasthammer tomorrow! Second, Gross!
Nick: (13 minutes later) Third, that was 4 days ago!
Nick: (10 hrs 54 minutes later) Fourth, you threw the towel out in the waste basket in the bathroom!
Ahhh, its really the little things in life that keep us going. I'm going to refrain from doing any artwork related to this matter for obvious reasons. The best part, nobody was awake for me to tell them about it so they found out about an hour later when the dog was walking around the kitchen with the towel in his mouth after digging through the trash can. I was forced to confess. At least I went the gentleman's route and didn't try to flush it causing an even bigger disaster.
Ok, I lied about the artwork, I couldn't resist.