Disaster has struck! Right here in the employee bathroom... all this talk about bladder chronicles and deuce chronicles has come back to bite me in the ass. Ten minutes ago I'm using the bathroom here at work and somehow I broke concentration only for a moment... but a moment was all it took. Don't ask me how but I accidentally peed over the edge of the toilet bowl and all over the back of my pants and underwear.
I am cursed. What an odd place to have a wet spot not to mention that uncomfortable wet feeling I'm having sitting in my office chair as I write this.