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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Karma??

Disaster has struck!  Right here in the employee bathroom... all this talk about bladder chronicles and deuce chronicles has come back to bite me in the ass.  Ten minutes ago I'm using the bathroom here at work and somehow I broke concentration only for a moment... but a moment was all it took.  Don't ask me how but I accidentally peed over the edge of the toilet bowl and all over the back of my pants and underwear. 


















I am cursed.  What an odd place to have a wet spot not to mention that uncomfortable wet feeling I'm having sitting in my office chair as I write this.

It'll dry...?

10 comments:

crystal said...

you are gross. i want a divorce.

Anonymous said...

i like how u acted like it was just water or something other than ur own pee. u nasty!

Anonymous said...

it doesn't count when it's your pee?

Anonymous said...

I'm almost went to sleep but had to get my daily doseage of beasthammer...Is this seriously you in this picture? That looks like mold is growing in your underpants

BeastHammer said...

A)Thanks for getting your daily dosage
B)That is really me
C)My poor underpants were in the line of fire. Wrong place at the wrong time.

David said...
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chris said...

I can't believe no one is calling you out for sitting down to pee.

BeastHammer said...

I was going #2 when this happened... although I do enjoy the occasional sit-down pee.

JP said...

That looks like someone elses hand in that first picture! I have some suspicions. . .

nathan said...

ummm two questions come to mind. why do you sit down when you pee and if you were standing.... why are your pants around your ankles? Is BeastHammer Asian? cuz i always see asian men in public restrooms peeing with their pants around the ankles??

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