BeastHammer: Young Jeezy would slay Doc Dre's buttpiece... Lyrically. He's a proletariat?
Josh: Poet? And Doc Dre has people writing his lyrics because he's a boss... Grow up.
BeastHammer: Jeezy is a trap-star. Or trapster as you white people like to call it. Dre is weak sauce and gay.
Josh: Jeezy is like 90, riding anybody's d*ck he can to get a piece of the fame. I'm sure he's hollerin at Dre trying to suck dat big ole black snake into submission.
BeastHammer: The Snowman don't suck d*cks. He has people suck d*cks for him.
Josh: What f*cking rapper calls himself the "snowman"? That sh*t just sounds soft as f*ck. He should just call himself Marshmellow.
BeastHammer: That's what I named my c*ck. Jeezy is transcending the game. Dre just does popcorn commercials.
Josh: I thought you called your c*ck "chocolate thunder" cause its covered wit that doo doo baby! Anyways I'm over Dre it's Eminem nowadays.
BeastHammer: Some fan you are. I've stuck with Dre through the good and the bad. We don't need fair weather fans like you anyways.
Josh: F***************ccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk u
BeastHammer: I will carry the flame
Josh: You are the flame-r
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
My friend Josh is a huge Dr. Dre fan and from time to time I like to direct a derogatory comment about Dr. Dre in his direction to see if I can fire him up. Yesterday I was having a little down time so I decided to text him and see if he was up for a debate. Yesterday's Match-up... Dr. Dre vs. Young Jeezy (I don't even like Young Jeezy that much by the way):