So what if weak ass college kids can't handle their booze. How the hell is that my problem? Those privileged kids with their skinny jeans and Justin Bieber hair cuts either need to learn how to drink like adults or stop calling 911 when their pansy ass friends black out. Four Loko is to be used as a supplement... of course you shouldn't drink 6 of them, that's not what they are for. They are supposed to "supplement" your normal alcohol consumption not replace it. Try using Four Loko as your go to pregame drink. Then return to your beer and wine coolers for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th quarters. Perhaps use it as a quick pick-me-up during your lunch break. Most importantly though... DON"T BE A FAG. Drink Four Loko responsibly and try not to ruin it for the rest of us.
Here are a few of the headlines as well as a montage of previous Four Loko post.