Sometime a couple weeks ago while I was doing posts on 4 Loko my sister sent me the picture that is below of her boyfriend Russ showing off their bounty. When I got that picture I immediately said she better have a good story for my blog the next morning... well she did... except I wasn't allowed to hear about it. I believe her exact words when I asked her how the night went were, "It was terrible, I don't think Russ and I are together anymore." : (
I almost felt partly responsible for the collapse of such a special bond, then I remembered Beasthammer can not be held responsible for anything that is taken from my blog. Russ told me he drank one 4 Loko and my sister got the charge of finishing the other two which turned out to be the perfect recipe for disaster. I am not entirely sure of the complete sh*t show that took place but what I have gathered from the two is that Russ' prized fish was almost killed when my sister knocked over and shattered a fish tank in the apartment. I am told that both the fish and their relationship are on the road to recovery. Never underestimate the Devil's Juice.