My friend Randy, who I have previously referred to as the Godfather of the Southeastern wave of Four Loko consumption, has once again raised the 'effin bar and continues to set the tone. Driven by panic and fear due to the recent threats of Four Loko being pulled from the shelves, Randy was able to do a couple favors for a local convenient store owner (meaning HJ's and Buttsex) and was compensated with a giant case of Four Loko. The pictures below depict just how dedicated to the cause Randy has become. We need more soldiers like you out there in the field fighting the good fight.
I especially like the fifth of Smirnoff tucked back in the corner being dwarfed by the almighty Four Loko. I'm sure he will need that to chase down each sip of the watermelon flavored elixir.