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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Knock Knock

So while I'm currently battling a ferocious case of writer's block I've accepted to post a story about my friend Nick. He emailed it to me this morning and after reading it I'm sure that it is awkward enough for this blog. Here is a copy of Nick's email below:

One night back in my junior year of college I was laying on the couch…like usual watching movies, drinking beers and eating bad food, but that’s beside the point…At about 2:30 in the morning one of my roommates decided to finally call it a night and went to bed. Well about 30 minutes later I heard my roommate fall out of his bed, which was on a loft and it sounded like a boulder hitting the ground. With no hesitation I ran into the room to make sure he didn’t kill himself, and low and behold I saw something that scarred me for life. Only if I knew that he was having phone sex with his girlfriend back in Chicago, and after he was finished tried to quietly go to the bathroom to clean up, but with too many cocktails in him he fell off the bed. Well once I had opened the door and saw my roommate stark naked with the compass pointing North, I let out a scream that sounded like an 8 year old little girl and followed it with a God why me! It still brings back some haunting memories!


skirby said...

bout time you f'n came back.. gahhh.. and writer's block?.. seriously? you were just on vacation.. illustrate it and add some quirky anecdotes..

Anonymous said...

The crying game poster sets this one off!

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