Wednesday, June 2, 2010
The Leaner
A good job is so hard to find these days and my boy Randy had just that... a GOOD JOB. He was working as a bouncer in a "Gentleman's Club" over in Wilmington, NC. He had been there a while and I'm sure in that business after about 3 months you are considered a grizzled veteran. He came to work on time, worked hard and was polite to the dancers... he seemed to have the world in his hands... that is if it weren't for his single flaw. He was a "leaner" and in this industry being a leaner is a good way to get yourself fired and that is exactly what happened. Sure he had two prior warnings not to lean at work but nobody should have to be told more than once. In his defense he had a condition that caused him to lean on anything bolted to the floor... it wasn't a bum hip or a bad back, Randy was in a fact a Stage 5 Tent Pitcher. That's right, he had to lean over when standing to avoid having anyone make eye contact with his pants tightening erection. We all have our burdens to bare.
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suddenly my stage 3 dose not seem so bad
dude ive seen randy and i bet that cat has a huge cock, so he better be leaning with his leg "cocked" up unless he wanted everyone to see it!
lol!!! Monique who told yall about this site? thats too funny, Randy was always hard when he was at work! Cindy said he could work it too! awww i wish we all still worked there together! it was soooo crazy, i loved the money but i just couldnt take all the drama plus little jerry was such a dick!
LMAO, awww i miss you both!!! randy texted me and told me to check it out, i was dying cuz he really was hard 24-7... not that i was mad at him i use to love it! and randy dont act like you didnt like it too, i think he would get hard just for the attention, little slut!! yall come see me, im working thurs, fri, and sat... im stuck here i hope i dont end up like page and become a lifer, haha! for real COME SEE MEEEEE, I MISS YALLLLL, especially randy and his "stage 5 tent pitcher" bahahahaha toooo funny!!! ;P
to funny! thats soooo true!!! Randy "the rock" cuz his dick is always hard haha oh i miss those days and i miss all of yall!!! kelly and jamie i cant believe yall r still there, get out while you still can!!! Page do you remember that night we went over to Jasmine's (i cant remember her real name) apt complex with her, randy, and Kara and got so plastered and went skinny dipping and things got soooo crazy ended up in a complete freak fest? we know kara doesnt remember cuz she stays fucked up but anyways i couldnt even work for the next week cuz i had concrete burn all over my back knees and feet and so did Jasmine but she stil worked,so trashy!! randy had it on his knees and sliced his foot on the ladder. ANyways u guys should all come down here and see me in florida and maybe we can relive some of the good ole days, i have a pool at my condo!!! Randy you and ur stage 5 more like 8.5 tent pitcher better come see me/ do me even if u gotta come by yourself, haha!! I miss you guys soooo much :'(
ps: fuck pure gold and little jerry!!!
...what?
wow. all i can say is wow.
CrisssstAL....
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