Fashion Thought of the Day

I see this quite a bit and every time I do I'm completely blown away. Allow me to paint you a little picture of what I'm talking about with some words.

So you walking down the street, shuffling around the mall, touring your campus or just kickin it at a goat f*cking contest when out of nowhere you see something that frightens you and immediately has your brain working overtime to come up with an exit strategy. You have just encountered a large black man... either by himself or in a group, makes no difference. You're scared and rightfully so, it's not like you've never seen the movie Boyz in the Hood or Belly. He's got the braids pulled neatly back. He's got the neck-tat of some girl's name in cursive that he dated in high school. He's got the oversized White Tee on with the "Jesus Piece" hanging down. Below that he's got either some saggy gym shorts on or some even saggier jorts. Who knows, maybe even a gun or some brass knuckles hiding under there somewhere... not to mention he's probably packing the kind of man meat we've only seen on livestock and if you have your girl with you he's most likely already eye raped her. All this is then complimented with what? Timberlands? Air Force Ones? Ugz? Not even close, this guy is wearing old slip on sandals with WHITE SOCKS! Are you effin kidding me? Nerdy white kids in middle school couldn't even pull this off and you think it is okay?! I can't even wrap my head around the thought process you have to have to dress yourself, look in a full length mirror and walk out into public with other humans.