During my last semester at college I was right in the middle of a typical Friday night, boozin it at some bar downtown when for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to walk back to my fraternity house which was probably a mile away. My first mistake was walking there by myself and my second mistake was leaving the bar angry. Can't remember why I was angry but it's irrelevant. After I had stumbled about halfway there my anger had risen to unsafe levels and I came across a street sign that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The second my death grip had a hold of that steel pole I realized something that would forever change my life... I possessed "retard strength" when I was this drunk... and lots of it.
After I'd shaken the pole loose and pulled it from the earth I suddenly hear cheers coming from a group of kids walking about 50 yards behind me. What's that? You want a show? I'll give you an effin show! I lift up the street sign like a javelin and launched it into the middle of the road. [MORE CHEERS] It felt like a scene from the movie Gladiator... the crowd wanted more, who was I to let them down? So like a dumbass I run out into the middle of the street and kick the sign... only this time there were no cheers. I turned around to see why I've disappointed my fans only to find that there is a cop standing there with them asking if I was part of their group. They of course sold me out and before I knew what was going on I was in handcuffs trying to explain that I didn't do anything wrong. The cop had a digital camera in her hand that she'd taken from one of the kids and showed me a picture of myself with my leg in the air kicking the sign. Technology can be a bitch sometimes.
2 comments:
your probably were mad because you got rejected at the bar by some girl you were trying to bang. OUCH!
Your words cut like a knife
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